Things I have done I am not supposed to do

We here at Corrected Wisdom like to think ourselves superior to the average slob. Still slobs, but better than average. We are also cheap slobs, never wanting to pay more than we have to for anything. So, stuff normal people would call someone to do, or buy a fancy gadget to do for them, we like to try ourselves because, well, we think we’re smart enough to manage it ourselves, and too broke to pay anybody anyway.

So let us list the things that we have done that we really did not have to if we had any sense. Or money.